Hell's Kitchen Odds

Okay, finally this is down to a manageable number of competitors. Sadly, I hate mostly everyone on this show right now. There aren't many good cooks it seems like. If anyone seems good, I think it's mostly because everyone else is so crappy. But we must prognosticate and make fun of Jen, so here we go.

Matt

But first, I want to make fun of Matt. This guy makes the best risotto ever, then goes to sweating in pasta. I don't understand what is going on with this guy, but judging from next week's preview he is about to go Looney Tunes on us all. There is no way in Hell ('s kitchen! haha see what I did there) that this guy will win.

Odds: 1,000 to 1

Jen

Now for the other person who has no realistic shot at winning. That is, unless she changes her attitude. She thinks her shit doesn't stink and every now and then Chef Ramsay has to lay down the law. Once Matt is gone she will have nowhere to hide, so she better snap out of it.

Odds: 500 to 1

Petroza

Nice enough dude, but I just don't think he has what it takes.

Odds: 75 to 1

General Bobby

The four star general talks a big game, and he's probably the best male chef there is, but I don't think he has all the other tools needed to win this competition. Who knows though, maybe he'll pull something out of his ass and surprise me. Has he been doing that good, or has everyone else been doing that bad?

Odds: 25 to 1

Corey

The least attractive "attractive" girl on this show ever. But she showed good leadership skills babysitting Matt and teaming up with Christine to get their service done this past week. It all seems to be coming together for her. If she plays her cards right she could be in the final two.

Odds: 5 to 2

Christine

Right now, this is who Vegas has winning. She seems like the best cook back there as well as the smartest. And she is more attractive than Corey. To me it's a close call between both her and Corey right now. I think Christine is definitely in the final two, no matter what.

Odds: 2 to 1